Yet if he killed them, he'd be the one going to jail...


Oh the brilliance that the Gord has to do deal with on a regular basis.  Stupidity truly knows no bounds.  Tragic yet true. 

This were some of his short conversations.  Links are listed right below, and you can also just click on the "next" button at the top to go from page to page.

Annoyances: Page 1

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He who loves transgression loves strife; he who makes his door high seeks destruction. A man of crooked mind does not prosper, and one with a perverse tongue falls into calamity.  A stupid son is a grief to a father; and the father of a fool has no joy.  Thus spoke the Gord!