Please Love Me.

"What do you sell GameSharks for?"

"$30."

"How much for a used one?"

"I don't have any."

"What if you did?"

"Well, $25 or so I guess."

"My friend here just bought one for less."

<dramatic pause>

"That's nice."

(what, does he want a medal or something?  He bought something for less than I would have hypothetically sold it for if I had any in.  Congratulations.)

Pants on Fire!

"This game doesn't work in my Nintendo 64.  It says it requires an expansion pack!"

"Ok."

"You should have me that my machine needed one."

"The game also requires a system, controller, and television.  A certain onus falls upon the customer to ensure they have all that is required to run the game, especially when it says "Requires Expansion Pack!"

"I want my money back."

"That's nice.  How about I refund your $2 rental charge, and you can pay me $6 for the extra six days you kept this game that apparently didn't work?"

<pause>

"You're not a very good business."

"You're not a very good liar."