Well look what you found!  The secret page of Acts of Gord! 

Well, actually, there are two secret ones.  One secret one, and one not so secret.

This is the really secret one, as there is no link to this one.

And what have you earned?  Well, get ready boys and girls, you're rewarded with the ORIGINAL Acts of Gord web page!  That's right!  The first and only!

Quick history lesson. 

Back in the day (January 2001), Gord decided he wanted his own domain name.  He called his friend Mike who called his friend who owned a Domain Name registar.

And thus, actsofgord.com was registered.

Followed by Gord asking his friend Brendan to draw him a picture (featured above).  Brendan was to do more, but he's a very busy man.  Plus it would cut into his Dance Dance Revolution time at the store.

Anyway, back to the story.  Actsofgord.com was a picture. 

Mike was annoyed.  He went to all the trouble of using a phone and getting the domain set  up, as well as hosting it on his web server.  All for a picture.

So Mike start taking Gord's rants on ICQ and putting them onto the page.  Cut and paste. Cut and paste.  Cut and paste.  Slowly the page grew.

Then after a couple months, Gord had three people ask him on the same day about his web page that he didn't advertise or tell anyone about except his close friends as it wasn't even started yet.

In checking the traffic logs, the site was getting over a hundred hits a week.  "What the hell?" thought Gord.

So he sat down one night, and rebuilt the site from scratch in April of 2001.  Over the next month, the site was formed into what you see today.

Gord now tries to add about 10 stories a week.  Some are new.  Some are old.  All are true.

Now, go back to where it all started…

Acts of Gord--Version 1!

Or as a second bonus, you get the super secretive super story of tomorrow!  That's right!  Imagine Gord so pissed off that he says to hell with morality and he demands retribution in blood! 

Warning!  This goes beyond cruel!  A young life was destroyed!  This story was never meant to be on the page, for it's the story of fable.  One never imagined Gord could be so cruel.

The End of Days...