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                  One final 
                  trap that was being worked on before Gord took his leave at 
                  the empire was a delightfully cunning trap, as traps were 
                  wonderfully intellectual exercises! 
                  
                  The 
                  bait:  GoldenEye for the N64.  This particular cartridge had 
                  been destroyed by a family that had placed gum on the 
                  connection bridge, then 
                  they had their
                  
                  pet monkey who was wielding a screwdriver 
                  try to clean it off. 
                   
                  
                  The 
                  plan:  Rig up a series of capacitors inside the cartridge that 
                  would charge and then discharge sending 50,000 volts of 
                  electric death into the N64.  It would work exactly like a 
                  taser (think stun gun).  Then once this cartridge of N64 doom 
                  was ready, it would be left on the counter to be stolen. 
                  
                  After it 
                  was stolen, it would begin it's long reign of death!  N64's 
                  around the city would be destroyed at their very cores!  In 
                  one last defiant act, Gord would leave a murderous rampage of 
                  dead N64s in his wake. 
                  
                  Sadly, 
                  the screwdriver set required to open an N64 cartridge did not 
                  arrive before Gord had left to destinations overseas.  This 
                  glorious exercise would never see the light of day. 
                  
                  Or would 
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