Customer walks in the door. Comes up to
the counter, and places down court papers for pursuing a civil
case on the counter.
"I told you I would!"
"Told me what?"
"That I would sue you for ripping me off on
the mod chip!"
(this would be one of the many customers who
Gord had sold and installed a mod-chip for, and the chip only
allowed imports to be played, not copies. He was very
angry that the chip did exactly what Gord said it would.)
"Oh! May I? I love legal
paperwork. Gimme gimme gimme!"
Gord grabs paperwork and reads through it.
Spelling mistakes, poor penmanship, etc. Customer claims
Gord sold a product that did not work as advertised.
"Here, I'll fill in my response to your
Gord fills in the response window with "Your
head resembles that of a chicken." Gord gives the court
"Hey! This is serious! I'm suing
"Chicken, head resemble you."
"Sorry, I was trying to speak to you in
your language, the language of the chickens. Was I doing
"I'll settle out of court right now if you
just give me my money back."
"Not seeing a positive angle for me here in
your grandiose plan."
"You're going to look really dumb when you
take that form down to the courthouse!"
"You're looking pretty retarded right now
as you didn't bother to serve notice to the court of your plan
to sue, or pay the filing fee. In fact, all you've done
is pick up the information package and hope to bluff your way
"Would you like to go get another
information package and I'll fill your half in so that you
don't look retarded, then you can file it, bring down my half,
I can fill in why your only purpose in life is to steal games
and you're suing me because I won't sell you something that
will let you steal games, and I'll counter file for $100 an
hour for wasting my time."
"Why are you such an ass!?" screams customer
as he leaves.
"Because I hate you, and I'm smarter than
Customer left. Never did file his court
papers like he promised.